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FAQs

Will you massage my butt? Your glutes yes

What if I get an erection? You leave with it

Do I have to be draped? Wear comfortable clothes

Do I take off my underwear? No

How many of these can you do in a day? 1-4

Do you get a lot of creeps? That’s subjective

Happy endings? Not the kind you’re thinking

What if I’m ticklish? I won’t tickle you

Do you give discounts? Saturdays

Is this all you do? This is my career

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